1 00:00:02,569 --> 00:00:03,202 [music playing] 2 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:04,603 - Mom! Hey, Mom! 3 00:00:04,604 --> 00:00:06,305 We're home! 4 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:08,574 - Well, you two, how was the golf? 5 00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:10,075 - All right, I guess. 6 00:00:10,076 --> 00:00:11,010 All right? 7 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:11,777 Jeepers, Mom. 8 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:13,112 It was swell. 9 00:00:13,113 --> 00:00:16,148 I made a whole dollar just watching Dad play. 10 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:17,416 - My goodness! 11 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:19,051 Just how did you manage that? Caddying? 12 00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:19,918 - Oh no. 13 00:00:19,919 --> 00:00:21,520 - Dennis. 14 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:24,123 Dad gave it to me for forgetting some new words he accidentally 15 00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:24,724 taught me. 16 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:35,734 [music playing] 17 00:00:35,735 --> 00:01:00,126 [theme music] 18 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,738 - 'Night, Mom. 19 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:13,505 - Goodnight, dear. 20 00:01:13,506 --> 00:01:14,306 - 'Night, Dad. 21 00:01:14,307 --> 00:01:15,140 - 'Night, son. 22 00:01:15,141 --> 00:01:16,542 - Did you put your clothes away? 23 00:01:16,543 --> 00:01:17,443 - Yes. 24 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:18,344 - Did you wash your face? 25 00:01:18,345 --> 00:01:18,978 - Yes. 26 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,079 - Brush your teeth? 27 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,347 - Yes. 28 00:01:21,348 --> 00:01:23,282 All except this one here that's loose. 29 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:25,417 No use wasting time on that one when 30 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:27,753 it's going to come out in a couple of days. 31 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:30,756 Maybe even sooner if I eat peanut brittle. 32 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:31,724 - All right, dear. 33 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:33,125 Goodnight. 34 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:35,461 - Don't forget to say your prayers, son. 35 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:39,098 - Oh it's OK if I don't say my prayers tonight. 36 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,366 - How do you figure that? 37 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:43,836 - Well, Sunday night I said them seven times. 38 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:46,772 Enough for the whole week. 39 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:47,773 - Hear that, Alice? 40 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:51,777 Seven-- [chuckling] Oh no. 41 00:01:51,778 --> 00:02:02,488 [music playing] - Oh here it is, Alice. 42 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:04,757 Under House for Rent. 43 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:06,358 "Desirable unfurnished house. 44 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:07,793 Three bedrooms, two baths. 45 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,261 Completely redecorated. 46 00:02:09,262 --> 00:02:10,596 Reasonable." 47 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:12,831 - Well I hope that ad brings results. 48 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:14,299 It's been over eight months since you 49 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:17,069 and Mr. Wilson bought that old house and fixed it up. 50 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,570 - I'm too hopeful, Alice. 51 00:02:18,571 --> 00:02:21,106 Even Mr. Cummings, the real estate man has given up on it. 52 00:02:21,107 --> 00:02:24,176 - What I can't understand is how Mr. Wilson talked his brother 53 00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:26,078 into buying half his interest in the house 54 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:28,080 before he left on his trip east. 55 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:29,581 - I don't know, honey. 56 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:32,284 I guess John Wilson just figured it was a good investment. 57 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:34,687 Rumors of haunted house notwithstanding. 58 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:35,921 - Jeepers, I'd think anybody would 59 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:37,723 love to live in a haunted house and get 60 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:39,391 goose bumps every night. 61 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:40,592 - Well they don't. 62 00:02:40,593 --> 00:02:42,194 And stop calling it a haunted house, Dennis. 63 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:44,930 The only ghost we ever found there was an old tramp. 64 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:48,267 - Maybe we didn't look good enough. 65 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:51,136 - Dennis, eat your-- Dennis, what are you 66 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:52,971 doing in those old clothes? 67 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:54,273 You know perfectly well I'd never 68 00:02:54,274 --> 00:02:56,241 let you go to school dressed like that. 69 00:02:56,242 --> 00:02:57,810 - Well I'm wearing these because there's 70 00:02:57,811 --> 00:03:00,846 liably to be something special at school today. 71 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,514 I may be in a fight. 72 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:06,218 - Well I don't care if-- A fight? 73 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:08,687 - Well you see there's this big bully Gifford who 74 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,756 picks on all the kids at school. 75 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:12,524 And now he's starting to pick on me. 76 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:14,059 - You don't say. 77 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:16,261 - Has this boy ever struck you, dear? 78 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:17,429 - No. 79 00:03:17,430 --> 00:03:19,131 But when he does I'm going to clobber him. 80 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:20,766 - Well if he's a bully, son, that's 81 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:23,369 the only reasonable thing to do. 82 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,370 - Henry Mitchell! 83 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,571 The idea! 84 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:28,307 Encouraging your son to fight. 85 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:31,276 Dennis, have you ever tried making friends 86 00:03:31,277 --> 00:03:32,444 with this little boy? 87 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:33,445 - Heck no. 88 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:35,381 He hasn't got any friends. 89 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,082 - Well that's probably the whole trouble. 90 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:40,319 He feels rejected by the children. 91 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,920 Dear, I want you to promise me you'll 92 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:44,423 try to make friends with this child. 93 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:45,591 - OK. 94 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:47,326 But if that doesn't work, then I'm 95 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:51,163 going to try my very best to clobber him. 96 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:54,967 - You are not! 97 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:57,169 - I'm not saying a word. 98 00:03:57,170 --> 00:04:15,921 [music playing] 99 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:16,689 - Afternoon, John. 100 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,190 - Well, Henry. 101 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:19,525 What are you doing home in the middle of the afternoon? 102 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:21,393 - [laughs] Tell me, John. 103 00:04:21,394 --> 00:04:23,862 Have you had any responses to our ad in the newspaper yet? 104 00:04:23,863 --> 00:04:25,731 - No not a one, Henry. 105 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:27,700 - Well I have. 106 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:28,934 - You have? 107 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,369 - Got a call at the office this morning 108 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:31,770 and I just got through showing the house to a Mrs. 109 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:33,706 Kelly who seems extremely interested. 110 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:34,573 - Really? 111 00:04:34,574 --> 00:04:36,075 Say that's great! 112 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:37,476 Great. 113 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:39,745 Oh I certainly hope we can make a deal while I'm still visiting 114 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:41,146 here. 115 00:04:41,147 --> 00:04:41,613 Oh. 116 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:42,414 Martha! 117 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:43,182 Alice! 118 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:44,650 Come in here! 119 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:46,552 - I had that recipe when I was a bride. 120 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:47,619 - It's marvelous. 121 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:48,454 What is it, John? 122 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,089 Hello, Henry. 123 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:51,457 - Well, dear, what are doing home from the office so early? 124 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,725 - Oh it's about the house, Alice. 125 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:53,726 I-- 126 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:54,793 - He's as good as rented it. 127 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,362 How is that news? 128 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:57,496 - Oh that's wonderful. 129 00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:58,564 When? - Hold it. 130 00:04:58,565 --> 00:05:00,399 Hold it. I haven't rented it yet. 131 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,668 I still have to show it to the woman's husband tomorrow 132 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:04,036 morning. 133 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,104 - Oh. 134 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:06,672 Now, Alice, you know perfectly well 135 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:08,140 that once a wife has made up her mind, 136 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:11,443 her husband doesn't stand a chance. 137 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:13,045 - John's right, Alice. 138 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:15,547 Why do you think so many men get caught in the first place? 139 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:16,548 - Ah ha. 140 00:05:16,549 --> 00:05:18,851 [chuckles] 141 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:27,726 [music playing] 142 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:28,727 - Mom! 143 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:29,863 I'm home! 144 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:36,301 Mom! 145 00:05:36,302 --> 00:05:37,270 Anybody here? 146 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:47,379 - The best part of it is that those rumors 147 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:49,548 about the house being haunted are-- well, 148 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:51,383 they don't bother her a bit. 149 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:57,089 - Martha, I knew that if we kept at it-- Haunted? 150 00:05:57,090 --> 00:06:00,025 George didn't tell me anything about the house being haunted 151 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:03,495 when he, when he talked me to investing in it. 152 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:04,363 - Oh dear. 153 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,698 He didn't? 154 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,467 - Why that slippery-tongued brother of mine. 155 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:09,802 - John, It isn't really haunted. 156 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:11,570 Those are just silly rumors. 157 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:12,905 - Mrs. Wilson! 158 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:16,375 Hey, Mrs. Wilson have you seen-- Oh hi, Dad. 159 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:19,044 Hi, Mom. 160 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,046 - Dennis! 161 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,716 What happened to your eye? 162 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,584 - That's quite a shiner you've got there, son. 163 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:26,552 - My goodness. 164 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,220 It certainly is, isn't it? 165 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,356 - Dennis, you promised me you wouldn't 166 00:06:30,357 --> 00:06:32,157 fight with that other boy. 167 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:33,158 - I didn't fight. 168 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:35,227 And that's why I got this black eye. 169 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:38,430 And I'm the ninth kid he's lit into. 170 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:40,065 - Well I don't understand. 171 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,067 You mean you, you just stood there 172 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,737 and let this other child hit you? 173 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,905 - Mom made me promise to try to make friends 174 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:49,641 with that big bully. 175 00:06:49,642 --> 00:06:52,578 - Oh I, uh, I see. 176 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:53,846 - I'm sorry, dear. 177 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:57,082 - I bet your not as sorry as my eye is. 178 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,751 - I tried to tell you this morning, Alice. 179 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,419 There are some problems children just 180 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,021 have to work out themselves. 181 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:04,890 - It was certainly that way when I went to school, Alice. 182 00:07:04,891 --> 00:07:07,126 - You mean I can hit him next time? 183 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:09,661 - In your own self-defense, son, if that big bully 184 00:07:09,662 --> 00:07:13,032 picks on you again you clobber him. 185 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:16,869 - And, Dennis, while you're at it give him one for me too. 186 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:19,805 Oh boy I'll sure try, Mr. Wilson. 187 00:07:19,806 --> 00:07:21,840 - Better get back to the office or I'll be fired. 188 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:22,641 Bye, sweetie. 189 00:07:22,642 --> 00:07:24,043 - Goodbye, dear. 190 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:25,177 - Well don't you worry about a thing, Henry. 191 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:27,513 We'll take care of matters here. - Thanks. 192 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:28,915 Bye. - Bye. 193 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:33,819 - I still don't like the idea his fighting. 194 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:35,721 Now, Alice, you and Martha run along 195 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:37,656 and finish whatever you were doing. 196 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:41,326 We men will take care of matters here. 197 00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:42,361 [ahem] Well, Dennis. 198 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:44,163 It seems to me that I should give you 199 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:46,932 a few pointers in the art of fisticuffs. 200 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:48,233 - Gosh, Mr. Wilson. 201 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:50,636 Did you used to be a good fighter? 202 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:53,172 - Am I a good fighter? 203 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:56,442 Dennis, my boy, in my boxing days in college 204 00:07:56,443 --> 00:08:03,482 I was widely known and feared as, uh, Killer Wilson. 205 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,683 Oh yeah. 206 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:06,085 Yes I wouldn't enter the ring with anyone 207 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:08,587 unless they had a written release from a doctor. 208 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:10,422 [chuckles] 209 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:12,057 - Gee. 210 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:16,930 - Oh-- Uh, feel that. - Yep. 211 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,664 There's something there all right. 212 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:24,770 [music playing] 213 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:26,372 - There you are, Mr. Wilson. 214 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:29,608 - Thank you, Tommy. 215 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:31,343 - Dennis' are all right. 216 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,578 - All right, Dennis. 217 00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:33,912 Ready? 218 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:36,348 - Why don't you pick on somebody your own size? 219 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:39,618 - Mr. Wilson's not picking on me, Seymour. 220 00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:41,388 He's going to teach me all about boxing. 221 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:49,695 - Sure got bad eyes. 222 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,564 He's missing you by a mile. 223 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:57,436 - Seymour, what Mr. Wilson's doing is called shadow boxing. 224 00:08:57,437 --> 00:09:01,240 - Oh. 225 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,474 - Boy, Mr. Wilson. 226 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,076 You sure are light on your feet. 227 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:06,779 - Why, my boy, in my younger days in the ring 228 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:09,248 I was sheer poetry in motion. 229 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:10,582 Yep. Whelp. 230 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:12,551 I think it's time for a little professional advice. 231 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,019 Now then. 232 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:16,422 You jab with the left and guard with the right. 233 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:17,823 See? 234 00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:20,526 - Uh, jab with the left and guard with the right. 235 00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:21,627 Like this? 236 00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:23,095 - Yeah, yeah exactly. 237 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,764 That's-- Uh, uh keep the right up a little higher, see? 238 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,900 Like this. 239 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,902 - Boy that looks silly. 240 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,437 - Oh it does, does it? 241 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:32,771 Oh all right. 242 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:35,174 Well you try and get through my defenses. 243 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:35,741 Go ahead. 244 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:36,809 You just try. 245 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:40,346 - OK. - Uh-hanh. 246 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:41,747 See? 247 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,683 [grunts] Uh-hanh, uh-hanh. 248 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:49,621 - Jeepers. 249 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:52,558 I didn't meant to hit you, Mr. Wilson. 250 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:55,127 - Huh? - Are you all right? 251 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:56,495 - Yeah. 252 00:09:56,496 --> 00:10:00,666 Of course I'm all right, Dennis. 253 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,334 - Boy, Mr. Wilson. 254 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:05,604 You're going to have a shiner just like mine. 255 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,074 Oh Great Caesar's ghost! 256 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,378 - John Wilson! 257 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,313 What's going on out here? 258 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:17,016 - Dennis clobbered him. 259 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:20,085 - Well you better come in and let me put something on that eye. 260 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:22,287 - I, I'm all right, Martha. 261 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,456 Now, Dennis, you just remember what I showed you 262 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,226 and you'll be all prepared to meet that bully in school 263 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:27,793 tomorrow. 264 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,361 - OK, Mr. Wilson. 265 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:32,531 But I'd sure feel better if that kid had a big head on him 266 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:34,867 like yours to aim at. 267 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,468 - Sure is a fat one. 268 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:54,319 [music playing] 269 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:54,953 - Hi, darling. 270 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,155 Hear anything yet? 271 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,523 - No not a word. 272 00:10:57,524 --> 00:11:00,726 I'm sorry home from the office, dear, but I'm worried. 273 00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:02,327 School's been out for over an hour. 274 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,762 - Oh now, Alice. 275 00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:05,597 He probably just stayed around the school grounds to play. 276 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,099 You know how kids are. 277 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,635 - Henry, I just know he got into a fight with that other boy. 278 00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:11,370 And I-- [doorbell rings] 279 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:12,505 - Well I'll get it, honey. 280 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:17,743 - Oh hi, John. 281 00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:19,345 How's the eye? 282 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,612 - Please. 283 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:21,981 I saw you drive up. 284 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,215 Any news on the house? 285 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:24,650 - Well the woman saw it yesterday. 286 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:25,851 And her husband saw it this morning. 287 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,353 But he can't make up his mind. 288 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,755 So now she's undecided even though they both like it. 289 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:30,956 - Oh for heaven's sake. 290 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:32,691 Well what do you think our chances are? 291 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,959 - Oh about 50-50. 292 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,094 They're supposed to let us know tonight. 293 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:35,928 - Mm. 294 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:36,795 Well I certainly hope they do. 295 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:37,730 - Hi, Mom. 296 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:38,664 Hi, Dad. 297 00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:39,932 Hi, Mr. Wilson. - Dennis. 298 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,333 Oh, darling, let me look at you. 299 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,101 Are you all right? 300 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,702 - Jeepers, Mom, I'm swell. 301 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,638 But boy you should see that other kid, Dad. 302 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:49,241 When he d to pick on me after school, 303 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:52,745 I gave him a right cross like Mr. Wilson said. 304 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:55,481 And he ran home crying. 305 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,416 - Well coaching will tell. 306 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,785 - You know maybe that bully's learned his lesson now. 307 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:02,154 - But, dear, where have you been all this time? 308 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,790 - Well we didn't want to fight around school. 309 00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:07,559 So we went way over to the old junkyard. 310 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,061 Oh. 311 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,130 Well why don't you run on upstairs and get cleaned up. 312 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:14,066 - Uh, put a little iodine on that scratch, son. 313 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,434 - OK. 314 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,569 How's your shiner, Mr. Wilson? 315 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,371 - Oh just lovely, Dennis. 316 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,840 Turned from black to a delightful shade of purple 317 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:25,077 with delicate fuchsia overtones. 318 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,079 - Well if you have to have one I'm 319 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:31,684 glad you're at least beginning to like it. 320 00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:33,085 - Oh dear. 321 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,787 I hope that other boy wasn't hurt too badly. 322 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,121 - Oh I imagine most of the hurt was 323 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:37,890 to his ego and only temporary. 324 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,458 - Besides he was a bully, Alice. 325 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,393 He deserved everything he got. 326 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:42,961 - Hey, Mom. 327 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:45,964 Have you seen the iodine bottle with that scary label on it? 328 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:47,666 - Oh I must have left it in the basement last time 329 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:48,534 I sawed my finger. 330 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,768 I'll go get it. 331 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,771 - Your father's getting it, dear. 332 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,573 - Well, Alice, I think I'll be running along. 333 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:55,908 [phone rings] 334 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,376 - Excuse me. - Yeah. 335 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,777 [doorbell rings] - Oh dear. 336 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:02,581 - I'll, I'll get the door, Alice. 337 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:03,816 - John Wilson. 338 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,884 You promised to go to the store for me. 339 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:06,752 - Oh Mrs. Wilson. 340 00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:07,686 Come in and sit down. 341 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:10,322 - Right. 342 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,323 - Hello? 343 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,491 - This is Mr. Kelly. 344 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:16,128 The father of the little boy your son beat up. 345 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,864 I'd like to talk to your husband. 346 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,066 - Just a minute please. 347 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:27,906 It's that little boy's father and he sounds terribly angry. 348 00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:29,408 - Oh he does, does he? 349 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:32,578 Let me talk to him. 350 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:33,746 - But he said he wanted to speak to-- 351 00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:35,080 - Alice, please. 352 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:36,749 I've had a lifetime of experience handling 353 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:37,950 bullies of all sizes. 354 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:41,086 - Oh you have, have you? 355 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:43,956 Then you'd better do something about that big boy of yours 356 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,825 that attacked and beat up my son this afternoon. 357 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,694 - Now listen here whoever you are. 358 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:51,096 - John, I really don't think-- - (WHISPERING) Martha, Martha. 359 00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:52,097 Please. 360 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:53,232 It's your son who's the bully and he 361 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,267 got exactly what's coming to him. 362 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,502 - Oh dear. 363 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,203 - Is that so? 364 00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:00,506 - Yes that's so. And furthermore-- 365 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,141 - Alice, I found this down-- 366 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,809 - It's the kid's father, Henry. 367 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,344 - Oh. Who? 368 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,213 - Your junior-sized monster better keep out of Dennis' way 369 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:11,884 unless of course you want to have his other eye blacked out. 370 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:14,319 That's telling him hey, Henry? 371 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,587 - Listen, Mister. 372 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,456 This sounds like something that you and I better 373 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,924 settle in person. 374 00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:21,060 I'll be right over. 375 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:21,527 - Fine. 376 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,728 Dandy. 377 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,897 Come here If you've got the nerve. 378 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,465 - Come ahead where? 379 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,933 - What did he say, John. 380 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,868 - Well the loudmouth says that's the on his way over here 381 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,537 to settle this in person with Henry. 382 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,272 - Oh my goodness. 383 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,374 - John, how could you? 384 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,810 - You mean that kid's father thinks that you're me 385 00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:40,079 and he's on his way over here? 386 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,647 - Oh boy. 387 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:45,250 You'll show him won't you, Dad? 388 00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:46,485 - Oh relax, Henry. 389 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,654 These bullies are all the same. 390 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,789 - Hey, I got to go load my flash camera 391 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:53,158 so I can take pictures of the fight. 392 00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:54,960 - Dennis. 393 00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:56,996 There is not going to be a fight. 394 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,864 - Of course there isn't. 395 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,299 - There isn't? 396 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,267 But, Dad, when that kid picked on me, you said to-- 397 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,036 - Well, that is there isn't going to be 398 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,038 any fight unless the other fellow starts it of course. 399 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,706 - Well that's different. 400 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:10,042 Gifford's dad'll start one all right. 401 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,678 The kids say he's a big tough looking guy 402 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:16,415 who drives one of those great big diesel trucks. 403 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,417 - Oh no. 404 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,551 There you are, son. 405 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,320 Don't, don't use up all the iodine. 406 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,321 - OK. 407 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,957 But if Mr. Kelly comes don't let him 408 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:27,961 start anything until I get back. 409 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:28,861 - Kelly? 410 00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:30,362 Did he say Kelly? 411 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,331 - Well that's the name the man gave on the phone, dear. 412 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,499 Why? 413 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,633 - And, and he drives a diesel truck 414 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,702 and he has a kid about Dennis' age? 415 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,070 Oh no. 416 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,471 - Well, Henry, what is it? 417 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,707 - Just because he's a tough looking fellow and drives 418 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,075 a diesel truck there's no reason-- 419 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,510 - John, you don't understand. 420 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,412 This is the same Kelly who's interested in renting 421 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:47,479 our house. 422 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,280 - [gasp] 423 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:48,947 - Oh no. 424 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,382 Are you sure, Henry? 425 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:53,185 - Well the name, the description they all fit. 426 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,153 - Oh. 427 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,288 Now they'll never take our house. 428 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,123 - I'll, I'll bet he doesn't know that I'm 429 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,025 the Mitchell he's coming to see. 430 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:02,027 - But, Henry, he must. 431 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,128 - Not necessarily, honey. 432 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,931 I, I got the call at the office. 433 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,532 There must be a dozen Mitchells in the book. 434 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,301 I'm sure he doesn't know my first name or where we live. 435 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,403 - Oh well a fat lot of good that does us. 436 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:14,540 He'll recognize you the moment he comes through that door. 437 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:15,874 - You're right. 438 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:18,210 There must be something we can do. 439 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:21,680 - Well why couldn't Alice simply tell him you're not home? 440 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:22,949 - And Dennis knowing that? 441 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,383 No thanks, Mrs. Wilson. 442 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:27,519 That would make me a complete coward in his eyes. 443 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:31,223 - Oh if only Mr. Wilson-- 444 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,224 - Well that's it. 445 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,727 Mr. Wilson could pretend to be Henry. 446 00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:37,396 - Alice, I wouldn't consider such a thing. 447 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:38,864 - Well of course. 448 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:42,969 There's no reason in the world why-- Pretend I'm Henry? 449 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:45,170 - John, I think it's a wonderful idea. 450 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,806 - Martha, that man's on his way over here to-- 451 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,142 - John, don't tell me you're afraid of that bully. 452 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:50,642 - Afraid? 453 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:51,410 Me? 454 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,078 Of course not. 455 00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:55,447 It's just that-- Uh, well I'm not as young as I used to be. 456 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:56,815 - Oh, Mr. Wilson. 457 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:59,551 Surely Mr. Kelly wouldn't hit a man your age. 458 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,020 - Of course he wouldn't. 459 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:03,055 - Look, Martha, it's unfair to draft 460 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:07,393 a man of my advanced years for front line duty. 461 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:08,394 - John's right, dear. 462 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,828 It's my responsibility. 463 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,397 And Dennis is my son. 464 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:14,700 If we continue to lose $150 a month rent because of this, 465 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,202 well, it's nothing to do about it. 466 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,638 Even if we never rent that old house. 467 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,073 - Exactly. 468 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,775 Even if we never rent that-- Never rent that house? 469 00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:24,810 Oh let's not be hasty about this, Henry. 470 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:25,878 - But, John, you just said-- 471 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,046 - Let's put it this way. 472 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:30,315 We cannot lose that rental. 473 00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:33,552 I wonder if he'd hit a man wearing glasses. 474 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:40,059 [music playing] 475 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,126 - Hello? 476 00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:42,094 Tommy? 477 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,829 This is me. 478 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,297 Alvin's coming over. 479 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,433 And Seymour's coming over. 480 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,935 So if you want to see my dad knock Gifford's old man's 481 00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:52,771 block off, come on over right away. 482 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,506 And I'll try to save you a standing 483 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,643 room outside our patio door. 484 00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,879 - Here are my glasses, John. 485 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,015 - Thank you, Martha. 486 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,456 - Alice, I like this idea less and less. 487 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:13,927 - Well I assure you, Henry, I like it even less than you do. 488 00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:16,195 But there doesn't seem to be any other way. 489 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:20,632 Now if I only had a cane to lean on. 490 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,534 - Well I'm all set. 491 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:23,836 - For what, dear? 492 00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:25,904 - To hide behind the sofa and take pictures. 493 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,040 - Dennis, you go right outside and play 494 00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,541 until I call you in for dinner. 495 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,043 - Do you mean I can't stay and watch 496 00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:32,511 my own dad stick up for me? 497 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:33,846 - Dennis, you heard your mother. 498 00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:35,381 Now go on outside. 499 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:36,915 - OK. 500 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,617 Don't you worry, Dad. 501 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,054 You can knock anybody's block off. 502 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,793 Alice, I simply can't do this. 503 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,495 After all I am Dennis' father. 504 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,797 [doorbell rings] - Good heavens. 505 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:52,898 He's here. You're right. 506 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,400 You are his father. 507 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:56,301 - No you don't, John. 508 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,236 You go to the door. 509 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,303 - Come along, Henry. 510 00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,072 - (WHISPERING) But Alice, I don't think-- 511 00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:01,440 - (WHISPERING) Mrs. Wilson, I think we'd better wait upstairs 512 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,609 out of sight. 513 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:07,212 [doorbell rings] 514 00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:08,614 - John Wilson. 515 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:11,617 - I, uh, thought I'd talk to him from an upstairs window 516 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:12,651 until he calms down. 517 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:16,155 - Really, John? 518 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,524 - Just a thought. 519 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:24,830 [knocking] 520 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:28,367 - Well, well come in Mr. Kelly. 521 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,336 And you must be his little boy. 522 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,171 - Take your clammy paw off me. 523 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,272 - Mind your manners, son. 524 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,673 All right now, Mitchell. 525 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,442 As you were saying on the phone. 526 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,377 - [stutters] On, on the phone. 527 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:41,647 - Yes. - Oh, oh on the phone. 528 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,315 - Yes. 529 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:46,485 - Uh. [stutters] Let's go inside and get comfortable shall we? 530 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:47,486 - All right. 531 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:50,456 Come on, son. 532 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:51,424 - Here they come. 533 00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,598 - Hey that's not your dad, Dennis. 534 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:00,833 That's Mr. Wilson's brother. 535 00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:02,701 - Don't you worry, Tommy. 536 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,504 My dad'll be coming all right. 537 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:06,338 - Oh a cigarette? 538 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,774 - No. 539 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:12,144 - Uh, candy? 540 00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:13,178 - Tranquilizer? 541 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,513 - No. 542 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:19,018 - Uh, well now about this silly little misunderstanding-- 543 00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:21,186 - Little misunderstanding? 544 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:25,657 Your boy picked on Gifford here without any reason, Mitchell. 545 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:26,759 - Look at his eye, Pop. 546 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,727 He even hits old man. 547 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:32,031 - He does not. 548 00:20:32,032 --> 00:20:36,502 [stutters] Uh, well it was just kind of an accident. 549 00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:37,703 I forgot to duck. 550 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,204 - Mm-hm. 551 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:42,107 - Why is Mr. Wilson's brother doing all the talking? 552 00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:43,409 - Hey, Dennis? 553 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,277 Why isn't your dad in there fighting for himself? 554 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,880 - You said he was going to clobber him. 555 00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:52,484 Let's open the door a little so we can hear them. 556 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,853 - Well Dennis did that? - Yeah. 557 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,822 Take a good look at my boy. 558 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,424 Look at that eye. 559 00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:01,694 - Uh, well he does look a little the worse for wear, doesn't he? 560 00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,262 - Yeah. 561 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,431 - Where is your dad? 562 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:06,699 - I don't know, Tommy. 563 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,500 But I bet you he's got a darn good reason 564 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:09,735 for not being there. 565 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,704 - Sure he has, Dennis. 566 00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:13,272 He's scared. 567 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:15,207 - My dad is not scared. 568 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:16,208 - He is too. 569 00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:16,942 - He is not! 570 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,611 And you take that back! 571 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,613 Not! 572 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,381 - OK. 573 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:25,617 OK not scared. 574 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,820 - May be he's just careful. 575 00:21:27,821 --> 00:21:30,456 - My dad isn't scared of anything in the whole world. 576 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,359 He even laughs at horror movies. 577 00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:37,563 - And then he tripped the poor kid 578 00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:39,531 and hit him when he was down. 579 00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:43,102 - My little Dennis did that? 580 00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:45,771 - Alice, I can't stand much more of this. 581 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:47,973 - What I can't understand is how a father 582 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,142 like you let's an overgrown bully of a son 583 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,478 go around picking on other children. 584 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,412 - That's not so! 585 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,747 That's not so! 586 00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:55,714 - Dennis, please. 587 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,116 - He's not my dad. 588 00:21:57,117 --> 00:21:58,951 And I don't go around picking on other kids. 589 00:21:58,952 --> 00:22:00,519 - You do too. - I do not, Gifford. 590 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:01,787 But you do though. - Het, hey, hey. 591 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:02,788 Please, Dennis. Please. 592 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:03,756 - Just hold it, boys. Hold it. 593 00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,157 - You'll have to excuse him. 594 00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,658 He's a little upset. - It's all right, Mr. Wilson. 595 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,260 - Oh hello, Mitchell. 596 00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:08,927 - Mr. Mitchell? 597 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:10,229 What are you doing here? 598 00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:11,263 - I have a confession to make, Mr. Kelly. 599 00:22:11,264 --> 00:22:12,865 I'm Dennis' father. 600 00:22:12,866 --> 00:22:13,766 - You're his father? 601 00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,067 Well, then who's he? 602 00:22:15,068 --> 00:22:18,771 - Uh, just a nervous bystander. 603 00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:21,206 When, when we found out which Mr. Kelly you are, 604 00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:23,075 we were afraid you'd get sore at Mitchell 605 00:22:23,076 --> 00:22:25,711 here and not take our house. 606 00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:27,746 - You see Mr. Wilson and his brother, John here, 607 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:29,415 and myself own it together. 608 00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:33,318 - While I was on my way over you thought you would pretend to be 609 00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:34,553 him hoping that-- 610 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:38,290 - That you wouldn't hit a pudgy man wearing glasses. 611 00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:42,494 - [laughs] Well now I've heard everything. 612 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:43,529 - Jeepers, Dad. 613 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,631 I just knew it. 614 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:46,965 - Knew what? 615 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,901 - That you must have had a darn good reason not 616 00:22:48,902 --> 00:22:50,837 to come in and clobber Mr. Kelly. 617 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,107 - Well now to the business at hand, Mr. Kelly. 618 00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:56,775 - Yeah Oh say before I forget, here's 619 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,811 a check for the first and last months rent. 620 00:22:58,812 --> 00:23:01,146 - Henry, they're taking our house. 621 00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:02,748 - You'd better hang on to that until you 622 00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:03,682 hear what I have to say. 623 00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:05,184 - Henry. 624 00:23:05,185 --> 00:23:06,919 Henry. 625 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,554 - I'm sorry about your boy, Mr. Kelly. 626 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,289 But he did start the fight. 627 00:23:10,290 --> 00:23:11,123 Not Dennis. 628 00:23:11,124 --> 00:23:12,224 - I did not. 629 00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:13,258 I did not! 630 00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:14,793 - You did too, Gifford. 631 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:17,129 - I did not, you little stool pigeon. 632 00:23:17,130 --> 00:23:17,563 - Boys. 633 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:19,064 Boys. 634 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:19,832 - Gifford? 635 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,767 What do you mean stool pigeon? 636 00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:25,204 Did you or did you not start that fight? 637 00:23:25,205 --> 00:23:26,672 And is this the boy that's supposed 638 00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:28,574 to be a foot taller than you are? 639 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:29,908 - Sure he is. 640 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,078 Look at the way his hair sticks out in back. 641 00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:37,483 - I want you two boys to shake hands. 642 00:23:37,484 --> 00:23:39,418 Go on, Gifford! 643 00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:40,386 - I'll do it. 644 00:23:40,387 --> 00:23:42,454 But I won't like it. 645 00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:43,922 - Now that's better. 646 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:44,823 There you are, Mr. Mitchell. 647 00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:46,091 - Oh thank you. 648 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,393 - As for you, young man, you start 649 00:23:47,394 --> 00:23:50,095 anymore fights and your last one will be with me. 650 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:50,629 Now come on. 651 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:51,930 Let's get going. 652 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,666 - It's been very nice meeting you, Mr. Kelly. 653 00:23:53,667 --> 00:23:55,100 - Oh nice to meet you too. 654 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,568 - And, uh, the next time you better 655 00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:59,439 make sure you know something about the art of fisticuffs. 656 00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:05,711 - Oh for crying out loud. 657 00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:08,147 - Oh! I'm bleeding! 658 00:24:08,148 --> 00:24:09,515 I'm bleeding! 659 00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:12,418 That little monster hit me. 660 00:24:12,419 --> 00:24:13,385 [groans] 661 00:24:13,386 --> 00:24:15,721 - John, what happened? 662 00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:17,256 - That little monster hit me, Martha. 663 00:24:17,257 --> 00:24:18,190 Right on the nose. 664 00:24:18,191 --> 00:24:19,425 - Oh for heaven's sake. 665 00:24:19,426 --> 00:24:21,193 Well it didn't draw blood, John. 666 00:24:21,194 --> 00:24:22,061 - Well maybe not, Henry. 667 00:24:22,062 --> 00:24:23,662 But that little boy hit me. 668 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,497 Don't feel bad, Mr. Wilson. 669 00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:30,836 In a fair fight you could lick that kid any old day. 670 00:24:30,837 --> 00:24:34,073 - Oh Great Caesar's ghost. 671 00:24:34,074 --> 00:24:47,286 - [laughs] 672 00:24:47,287 --> 00:25:07,374 [theme music] 673 00:25:31,431 --> 00:25:35,434 This has been a Screen Gem film production from the Hollywood 674 00:25:35,435 --> 00:25:37,370 studios of Columbia Pictures.